The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1

The Onion is the world's most popular humor periodical. Its first book, Our Dumb Century , was a New York Times #1 best-seller and winner of the 1999 Thurber Prize for American Humor.Now The Onion returnswith Volume One ofthe paper's greatest, most hard-hitting stories, including:

--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storm Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable

--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA

--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes

--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner by Thunder the Ferret