The devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud account of a year in the life of a thirty-something "singleton" on a permanent doomed quest for self-improvement.
6 p.m. Completely exhausted by entire day of date-preparation. Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturized, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed. Sometimes I wonder what I would be like if left to revert to nature — with a full beard and handlebar moustache on each shin, Dennis Healey eyebrows, face a graveyard of dead skin cells, spots erupting, long curly fingernails like Struwelpeter, blind as bat and stupid runt of species as no contact lenses, fla... (查看原文)
算是一口气看完的，虽然时不时笑到要停下喘口气…尤其是每次Mark出场都笑翻（然而在73%前只昙花一现了三次…“Poor Mark hhhhhh”…）；各种被噎到的神吐槽（HG和CF的出现简直彩蛋LOL）；&虽然不靠谱，但BJ内心其实还是挺清醒的。（小说的结尾并不像电影的那么有戏剧性燃炸少女心2333 &其实也是一个幼驯染打赢天降的故事……
This book took my mind off agitated fantasizing of Christmas for one whole day, and, in a positive way, used up a large percent of my spare time(which were mostly spent watching all sorts of American tv series, or cooking merely edible macaroni, or msn ch...
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7.55 a.m. Open wardrobe. Stare at clothes. 8 a.m. Select shirt. Try to find black Lycra miniskirt. Pull clothes out of bottom of wardrobe in quest for skirt. Go through drawers and search behind bedroom chair. Go through ironing basket. Go through dirty li...
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爱自己才有人爱你
天津人民出版社2007版
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天津人民出版社2007版
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子愈
天津人民出版社2007版
0 有用 亂室佳人 2010-12-23 01:29:18
hilarious~
0 有用 rachelsunn 2012-11-21 13:00:06
A quick, fun, hilariously enjoyable read! Where to find such a hopeless yet incredibly adorable creature anyway.
0 有用 spielmann 2008-07-05 05:48:33
i love u not because u r perfect but because u r who u r.
0 有用 伏特+ 2014-06-09 03:01:44
剩女的奇葩生活记。拖了很久终于看完了。现在心里想得全是british english了。
1 有用 好养活 2016-10-11 06:29:29
算是一口气看完的，虽然时不时笑到要停下喘口气…尤其是每次Mark出场都笑翻（然而在73%前只昙花一现了三次…“Poor Mark hhhhhh”…）；各种被噎到的神吐槽（HG和CF的出现简直彩蛋LOL）；&虽然不靠谱，但BJ内心其实还是挺清醒的。（小说的结尾并不像电影的那么有戏剧性燃炸少女心2333 &其实也是一个幼驯染打赢天降的故事……