可能看真人秀会更有感染力吧。
看书的话，通篇看完了，只发现扳着手指头可以数得过来的笑点比较令人欣赏，摘抄如下：
** My idea of the perfect living room would be the bridge on the Starship Enterprise: big chair, nice TV, remote control. That's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy. Hurtling through space in your living room, watching TV.
** According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right? That means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
** But when you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: "Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn't work."
The other odd thing about the Bond movies is they have the most evil guy in the world vs. the most good guy in the world and you leave liking both of them equally.
** Men love the suit so much, we've actually styled our pajamas to look like a tiny suit. Our pajamas have little lapels, little cuffs, simulated breast pocket. Do you need a breast pocket on your pajama? You put a pen in there, you roll over in the middle of the night, you kill yourself.
** Buying clothes is always tricky. But when there's loud music playing, it really throws your judgment. You look at stuff like, "Hey, if there was a cool party and I was a cool guy, this might be a cool shirt."
You get it home, there's no music, there's no party, and you're not a cool guy.
You're the same chump, 75 bucks lighter.
** Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To us, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
** I think the idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that "Men are all the same, we might as well dress them that way."
That's why, to me, a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride, and some buy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women, because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.
That's why the wedding vow isn't, "Do you take Bill Simpson?"
It's, "Do you take this man?"
** I love watching women put on their perfume. They're very careful. They have their little stratego areas. Places they think we're going. They always hit the inside of the wrist. Women are convinced that this is the most action-packed area that could ever happen. Why, ladies? What is happening there? Is that in case you slap the guy? He still finds you intriguing...
----CRACK!----
He turns back, "Oh...Chanel."
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