Sit back and enjoy a collection of verbatim exchanges from the halls of justice, where defendants and plaintiffs, lawyers and witnesses, juries and judges, collide to produce memorably insane comedy. The Court: "The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant, sir?" Defendant: "No, sir, I'm the guy who stole the chickens."
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introduction
1 defendants say the damndest things
2 the lawyers
3 evidence
4 the experts
5 the judges
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introduction
1 defendants say the damndest things
2 the lawyers
3 evidence
4 the experts
5 the judges
6 the jurors
7 malaprops
8 the police
9 sentencing
10 the witnesses
11 potpourri
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“Defense Counsel compliments the Public Prosecutor on his brilliant presentation of the indictment; the Public Prosecutor expresses his admiration for the Defense Counsel's eloquence; the Presiding Judge congratulates both speakers; in short, everyone is more than satisfied…except the accused.”
“辩护律师称赞检察官对起诉书的精彩陈述；检察官对辩护律师的雄辩表示钦佩；主审法官祝贺双方发言者；简而言之，每个人都非常满意……除了被告。” (查看原文)
Attorney: Sir, all your answers must be oral. Witness: Yes, Sir. Attorney:Which school did you go to? Witness: Oral. Attorney: How many anatomises have you done on dead people, Doctor? Expert Witness: All of them.
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0 有用 把愤怒榨成果酱 2018-04-04 15:36:14
就挑出来的那几句比较好笑。所以为什么会有这些问题？律师在争取时间？
0 有用 肥葱 2013-10-06 15:47:23
没看懂大部分好笑在哪里-_-||
1 有用 三五 2013-08-23 16:19:39
学会了一些关于法律的英文单词是最大的收获
0 有用 岩田剛典 2013-10-15 22:06:32
沒品笑話集一樣的存在
0 有用 Leo.M 2013-07-17 02:07:51
kinda of humorous