This Diary Will Change Your Life 2009

This Diary will Change Your Life contains 52 weekly instructions to make the year 2009 more interesting for you than for other, lesser people.Dope your imagination and let the true you shine forth, blinding everyone in your vicinity.

Book List:

1 Make an entirely new “New Year Resolution”

2 Open a home restaurant

3 Subvert consumer society from within

4 Recruit a celebrity to the Benrik cult

5 Swearing Week

6 Find suspicious activity and report it

7 Extreme Valentine Week

8 Hand out a calling card to strangers this week

9 Mutiny Week:Rise up against your leaders

10 Secret Admirer Week

11 Protest against everything

12 Grant someone three wishes

13 Eat wrong

14 Spring clean the streets

15 Taliban Week:Impose your values on everyone else

16 Everything has a price:Find out what it is

17 Apply to your secret service

18 Follow opposite gender magazines' instructions

19 No Small Talk Week

20 “Who's Who”Week:Apply for inclusion

21 Rat Race Week:Be ultra-competitive

22 “Change one life”Week

23 Treat people according to how much money they have

24 Window Art Week

25 Share your every thought with others

26 Blackmail someone on the inetrnet

27 Epidemic Week:Everyone develop a mystery illness

28 Benrik Charter Flight Week:Go on holiday together

29 Insider Trading Week

30 Ugly Week:Uglify yourself

31 Squatting Week

32 Embrace marketing

33 “Cheers”Week

34 “Manana Manana”Week:Slow society down

35 Lifelong Education Week

36 Hire a prostitute for a non-sexual purpose

37 Positive Spamming Week

38 Open yourself up to criticism

39 Communism Week

40 Godfather Week

41 Synchronize society's watches

42 Live beyond your means

43 Foot Fetish Week

44 Benrik Babysitting Week:Reprogramme a child

45 Make a suggestion to a billionaire

46 Dig your own grave

47 Non-verbal Communication Week

48 Make friends with an insect

49 Let Benrik track your location via your mobile phone

50 Closure Week

51 Save the planet at any cost

52 Send anonymous Christmas presents