笑面人

　　“我是不是迟到很久了？”她笑吟吟地问头领。
　　她还不如干脆问一句她是不是长得很丑。
　　“没有！”头领说。他有点儿神情激动地看看坐在他边上的几个科曼切人，示意他们让个位子出来。
　　omg这神吐槽……
   The Chief left his umpire's position behind the pitcher and came forward anxiously. He told Mary Hudson to rest the end of her bat on her right shoulder. “I am,” she said. He told her not to choke the bat too tightly. “I'm not,” she said. He told her to keep her eye right on the ball. “I will,” she said. “Get outa the way.” She swung mightily at the first ball pitched to her and hit it over the left fielder's head. It was good for an ordinary double, but Mary Hudson got to third on it — standing up.
“我搁着呢。” “我没有啊。” “我会的呀。” “别挡道了。” 好给力的姑娘！👍🏻