5：a little broken

a minute can be a long time.Don't you believe me?Then sit in a room on your own and do nothing but count for sixty seconds.
 Have you done it yet?I don't believe you.I'm not joking. I want you to really go and do it.
I am not carrying on with the story until you do.
It's not my time I'm wasting.
I've got all day.
Right,have you done it now? Good.Now back to the story...

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