Bridget Jones's Diary

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• 这几天可以确切证实，得到一个男人的方法，不是以美貌、食物、性。或是迷人的个性，而是要有能耐表现的对他毫无兴趣。 (查看原文)

  ユリゴコロ 3赞 2012-06-26 19:13:43

• 6 p.m. Completely exhausted by entire day of date-preparation. Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturized, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised. The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed. Sometimes I wonder what I would be like if left to revert to nature — with a full beard and handlebar moustache on each shin, Dennis Healey eyebrows, face a graveyard of dead skin cells, spots erupting, long curly fingernails like Struwelpeter, blind as bat and stupid runt of species as no contact lenses, fla... (查看原文)

  Pecan 2赞 2012-11-24 19:58:42

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