老友、爱人和大麻烦

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• I never imagined I’d be fifty-two and single and not playing fun, dumb games with very short, cute kids running around repeating nonsense words that I had taught them all just to make my beautiful wife laugh. For years I thought I wasn’t enough, but I don’t feel that way anymore. I think I’m just the right amount. But still, each morning, when I wake up, there are a few brief moments when I am hazy, lost to dreams and sleep, and don’t exactly know where I am, I remember my stomach and the scar tissue that comes with it. (I finally have rock-hard abs, but they aren’t from sit-ups.) And then I swing my legs off the bed and tiptoe to the bathroom, so that I don’t wake … um, no one. Yessiree, I am as single as can be. I look in the bathroom mirror, hoping to see something there that would exp... (查看原文)

  TheOtherSide 1 回复 2赞 2022-11-19 13:00:00

• 某个时候，康复中心的天才们决定，为了缓解我的胃部“疼痛”，他们要往我的背部放入某种奇怪的医疗设备，但是要通过手术才能植人。所以在手术的前一天，我整夜没睡，注射了1800毫克的氢可酮。到了手术室，他们为我注射了丙泊酚，你知道的，就是杀死迈克尔·杰克逊的那种药。我当场就明白了，迈克尔·杰克逊并不是想要获得快感，而是想要远离。零意识。但是又一位杰出的天才被这种可怕的疾病带走了。 我在上午11:00接受注射，十一个小时后我在另一家医院醒来。 显然，丙泊酚让我的心脏停止了跳动。五分钟。不是心脏病发作——我的心电图没有呈直线——但完全没有心跳。 恕我冒昧，请将这本书的阅读暂停五分钟——看着你的手机，现在开始计时： （等待五分钟。） 那真是很长一段时间，对吧？ (查看原文)

  闻夕felicity 2赞 2023-12-19 22:30:03

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